Straight Boys... where you at?!

[Charlie Herschel]

Episode I
"It's soooo pink!"

Well, the time has come when the game starts. Now let me explain a little about myself, I am Charlie Herschel and I am the kind of guy who wears his heart on his sleeve, I came here not only to play the game but to find the man of my dreams. And with the way the tribes have been divided I think I will get my man, you see the tribes are now men against women. I am going to play a very social game, as I am confident my physical game is not as good, I want to find my dream-guy and then attach myself to them and do whatever they want because that is what true love is all about.

Okay, pause, rewind…. Stop. Hi! This is the player behind Charlie and I intend to make him a great character, first I need to find a somewhat attractive man to be my “Marcus” meaning the guy I seem to follow around and talk about all the time and just be totally smitten by. My problem is, non of the guys are around except Russhole and he is not only unattractive but so absolutely annoying.

Russhole… dear God, please kill me if I’m going to have to deal with his petulance for a long time. He is so arrogant already and he is such a wannabe, every sentence he says man or bro, like honestly I am one of the guys who uses dude, bro and man a lot but for me that was overkill. It was like watching one of those guys who are rejects in school and start using the words the cool kids use just so they can seem a lot cooler and he tried too hard. Also the fact he is like so unaware of the way he comes across is annoying, oh and did I mention he already tried to get me to play his game? Like after a 2 minute conversation… WHAT.A.TOOL.

We also have Tyson, who seems funny in the board, if anything slightly retarded as he misspelled his last name “Tyson Apostal” it’s “Apostol” which kind of irritates me and I will make sure to point out to him whenever he answers my IM, but for now I am fine with him. We haven’t talked but at least he is online on AIM? IDK, I just hope he answers because I need to start building some bonds!

Jean Robert, he seems arrogant and know-it-all. I haven’t directly talked to him but in all honesty his posts around the board were just soooo irritating. He seems active though so I expect to get to know him soon.

Gabe, Shawn, right now my two possible Marcus’ as they are the most attractive in the tribe and kind of have that hunky body that Charlie seems to like. Neither has been online or seems extremely active, if anything Gabe seems a little better than Shawn, but still.

Anthony, he hasn’t been on in ages and recognizing the screename I am not surprised, he is a horrible player who thinks he is all amazing, so I hope he doesn’t show up

Now that makes six, and then me is seven. I believe we will have two past players come in to have eight in each tribe thus making a normal cast of sixteen. Or perhaps a whole new tribe with past players? I don’t know but something WILL happen. Mark my words.

For now I have nothing to confess as my tribe sucks balls so far, buuuut I shall post a better conf once things get going.

If any PW’s have any questions, please do let me know, I’m here to answer anything.

[Charlie Herschel]

Episode I
"It's soooo pink!"

Turns out, I was wrong. It wasn’t two players coming back but a surprise merge, it was a really interesting way to do it, as we never had any challenges as a tribe, yet all of us felt like those were our tribes when in reality it was nothing like that. It created an unspoken, unnecessary division between men and female which is absolutely delicious. The fact that we all feel some kind of loyalty to people we only knew for two or three days before the challenge is ridiculous. Not me though, I have no loyalties to anyone at all, there’s people I like but no one I have made a deal with.

Well… that’s a lie, I have a deal with Shawn, who is going to be my Marcus/Brendon, I already started the obsession slightly, but not too much, it’s hard cause Shawn is kind of boring but we have a Final 2 deal already and bla bla, he likes Russhole which is absolutely puke worthy but whatever. I also have a deal with Kim, we hit it off yesterday and decided to work together in a Gay-Lesbian alliance <3

Now, let me start some ranting already. There’s already people getting on my very last nerve.
First we have Darrah, who not only comes across as one shady bitch but the first thing she says to me is “” no hello, no anything, just a fucking smiley face which after her saying “ew” when I arrive to the challenge continues to rub me the wrong way. Not only is she absolutely irritating but she is stupid too, she has a tight alliance with Alicia and she exposed it to everyone by admitting they are hosting a game together. I mean hello? How much more of a retard can you be? Makes me wanna murder her and if I have the chance she will be gone soon, as I can play the whole pre-alliance card fast enough.

Next is Kelly, invisibitch comes on, takes a coconut from me [when it’s obvious I’m around] then leaves, she is a nobody but it irritated me so she is on my hit list as well. And well, Russhole ‘cause he is already trying to control things and he acts like he is the King when he is a stupid ass.

Overall, the game is off to a good start, the twist was unexpected and the cast seems mostly active so I am sure this is going to be a fun ride. Hopefully I will win immunity and won’t have to worry about anything whatsoever.

[Charlie Herschel]

Episode II
"I once convinced some chick that I was blind"

Jean Robert is gone, and I know what the viewers at home are thinking: “Who the fuck is Jean Robert?” that’s exactly what I was wondering, I voted for Kelly because I couldn’t recall there being a Jean Robert whatsoever. But hey, no one gives a crap because no one knew he existed so the game moves on. Oh wait, a Darrah vote? I have the feeling Darrah voted for herself or it was Alicia or it was something done in purpose so she could feel important, I doubt anyone would vote for her at this point without having an ulterior motive like creating paranoia. Which won’t work because no one gives a crap about Darrah either way.

Anyways we had a challenge to eliminate people and I started it all, I got three people off the bat [after an intense battle with MiYi, mind you] and then fucking Erinn got me after which she proceeded to eliminate every single other player and win immunity, it was a fun challenge but it was obvious she would win. She figured the winning strategy and managed to own everyone. Props to her.

So far the whole tribe is targeting people who are boring or otherwise inactive, so it’s not like all exciting yet. I believe this round Tyson, Kelly or Alicia would be going home. Personally I would rather kick Kelly out because she is stupid, blonde and she might be aligned to Darricia who are already a duo. But I think people might vote for Tyson instead, I might throw another Kelly vote just for consistency and for sheer lulz, it would look funny in the voting history if I vote for Kelly every round until she is gone. Wouldn’t it? Would have the people who look through it what my problem against Kelly was, EPIC.

I mean honestly, I kind of want to keep Tyson around because if he self votes three times then he is removed, that gives me until next round in case someone decides to start playing the game too early. What if I’m the target and him self-voting a third time, saves me? Hey, don’t laugh, it COULD happen. Either way Tyson being out means the girls have even more numbers in case they decide they are feeling all tight and powerful and want to fuck us over. Not gonna happen. I’m voting Kelly.

On other news Shawn is a creeper and I don’t wanna be his Rachel anymore, so I might drop it and go find better men. Also, Kim is my new BFF and I absolutely 100% trust her and love her and want to work with her to the end because she is hilar and understand my sense of humor, if only she was a dude, she could be my Brendon/Marcus , sadface all the way.

That’s all that’s going on, voting out inactives doesn’t let much for strategy or fun confessionals. Oh, I did tell Kim to flirt with Russell and compliment him so we could manipulate him cause I did it to him in a game once and it worked since he only thinks with his 5 inch dick

[Jenna Morasca]

Glad I wasn't that chick!

[Charlie Herschel]

What chick?!

[James Clement]

lol @ 5inch

[Jenna Morasca]

Mar 24, 2011 1:14:31 GMT -5 Charlie Herschel said:

What chick?!

"I once convinced some chick that I was blind"

[Charlie Herschel]

Oh LMAO, that was a Kim quote <3
She is hilar

[Charlie Herschel]

Episode III
"Elephant social communities are notorious for how cruel they can be..."

Ah, I suck balls for not typing a confessional earlier, but in my defense it’s really hard to say interesting things when the cast is so full of duds. We have four that I can count right now: Alicia, Kelly, Christa and Russell. Who will have a whole paragraph dedicated to his own rant in a second. Anyways, duds… can you believe some people don’t even know what that means? I mean clearly you are a dud if you don’t know what that means. Then again the one that asked was Shawn who is kind of a dud either way… so. But ugh, it irks me how incredibly lame this cast is, like I don’t understand it how can most of this people suck at carrying conversations? If it wasn’t for Erinn, Kim and Gabe I would have killed myself already, no lie. They are the only three who are good at the social aspect of the game, MiYi and Shawn try but they are so plain… like vanilla.

So, there is this idea floating around about a seven way alliance: MiYi, Kim, Erinn, Shawn, Gabe, me and Christa. I am fine with it, I like the first five and Christa is one of those people who you can easily boot whenever. Plus she is manipulable, and she is not from Thailand so she can’t make live challenges, what else do you need for a perfect goat? I mean the alliance I guess hasn’t been fully been told to everyone involved because Gabe/Shawn want to boot Christa already, and I am gonna do my best to save her because if I do then she will both be loyal to me for saving her and then she is my perfect goat for whatever I need. I mean hello! But they are so fucking stubborn!!!

Now, since I just posted for Russell’s argument let me rant since I’m pretty livid. He is an ignorant piece of trash and the fact he can not argue and thinks he is all that just pisses me off even more. His last statement basically bashing Hispanic people because he can’t speak proper English and trying to use that as an excuse really makes me want to fly down to Florida and kick his fucking ass. I mean, excuse me? I’m Hispanic too and I did not live in this country for most of my life yet have a great level of English, it has nothing to do with your background it’s culture, education and intelligence, which he clearly has non of them. I am livid, LIVID. I mean I like to consider myself a patient guy but this guy just drives me up the wall. I hope we can vote him out before the jury because there is no way I would ever get his vote. Plus the fact he doesn’t shut up and thinks because he has the last word he won the argument is so irritating, I mean tell me if I’m wrong [by all means, seriously, maybe I need a reality check] but I am sure I won that argument, I made intelligent sentences while he tried to make himself sound smarter by insulting me.

Now back to reality. I made a deal with Erinn and one with MiYi, even though MiYi’s included the alliance of seven, which doesn’t seem to be even started since those two fuck-tards are targeting Christa. We need to get Kelly out, the voting chart NEEDS to look pretty and I need my goat, so I shall fight for Christa to stay, who knows? This vote might be the one where the game actually starts and divisions start to occur. The moment every viewer HAS to be waiting for, but don’t worry it shall happen soon

Oh and also episode title = Erinn quote on our conversation about my pet elephant lmao

[Charlie Herschel]

Episode IV
"I didn’t know anyone liked Russell in this game"

Kelly went home, like I wanted her to. And now… I’m the next target. Wait…
Pause.
Rewind.
Kelly went home, like I wanted her to. And now… I’m the next target. No, you did not hear wrong, yes I am the next target. How did that happen? According to Erinn, Russhole came to the girls and offered his free vote to take me out because I’m such a threat and he dislikes me, apparently since I’m a bigger threat and have a lot more charisma than him they girls are going to side with the weaker link to take me out. I mean, it makes sense on their part, but it’s absolutely disgusting to me. I deserve to be here, I have been playing my ass off and I might be leaving before the jury? That would be bullshit. He hasn’t played, I have, I have played since the very first day and now it turns that I can go home?! Fuck no. I will not take this abuse. I refuse.

At this point of time my only option is to try to target Russhole back. I mean Erinn says I should just throw the target on another of the boys but I think that would be stupid, not only would that make that person who isn’t targeting me, turn on me but it would make me seem shady. I think either Erinn doesn’t understand this could happen or she wanted me to say a name so that she could get an extra vote against me. She said ALL the girls were in on it, and not to tell anyone. But I went and asked Kim, I trust Kim, more than anyone in the game. She said she had only heard it from Russhole, because he is bitter I won the challenge and I’m better at arguing. So it all looks shady, one of them is lying and right now I think it would be Erinn.

Now I’m talking to EVERYONE, trying to seem so much more approachable, gonna have to kill them with kindness which means being fake and anyone who knows me knows that is NOT my style. But I refuse to be the fourth one out, so this calls for a break in character and personal values and suck up. It disgusts me that I am doing this, but I have no choice, I really really don’t.

It’s just so fucking annoying that after pulling the Kelly vote out of my ass this is what goes down because of one asshole who doesn’t even understand the game of Survivor, or maybe he does and I don’t? Regardless, the fact of the matter is, he probably thinks he is playing an amazing game and the truth is that he is being used because he sucks a lot more than I do. I need to fight. I can not give up.

Wish me luck at the challenge, I hate to say this on round 4 of the game, but I might very well need this

Ep. Title, Kim P as I tell her about my problem.

[Jenna Morasca]

Not my Charlie!

[Charlie Herschel]

Episode IV
"I didn’t know anyone liked Russell in this game"

I am mother fucking LIVID. L-I-V-I-D. I’m playing with absolute retards and people so cocky they make me look like a saint. Like Oh Mah Gawd, some shit is gonna go down. I can’t even focus on survivor because of how mad I am, they aren’t listening to me. The good news? I might not be a target. The bad news? Every one is brain fucked by Darrah.

So here is the deal, apparently the votes are for JT tonight, Darrah wants him gone and she told Shawn she had the votes so now Shawn is doing it and apparently a lot of others are too. Kim and Erinn had said they were voting Russhole, and so did JT [and I just re-warned him about it] so we should have four for Russhole and then the rest for JT. Which makes no sense, dude, he is no threat and he does what we [the guys] want, like why would Shawn do this? He says that he is doing what everyone wants but… let me show you I don’t even know how to put it into words:
Shawn (8:14:35 PM): hey
onlysortofawsome (8:14:53 PM): hi
Shawn (8:15:00 PM): so
Shawn (8:15:05 PM): sorry it couldnt be russell
Shawn (8:15:05 PM): but
Shawn (8:15:39 PM): ppl decided on jt
onlysortofawsome (8:15:43 PM): jt is loyal to us, this makes absolutely no sense
onlysortofawsome (8:15:49 PM): its a follower move to take out jt
onlysortofawsome (8:16:00 PM): we are gonna get fucked if you do everything everyone wants tyou to do
onlysortofawsome (8:16:08 PM): not only that but it wont get you any votes, sheep never win
Shawn (8:16:19 PM): i know what im doing
Shawn (8:16:21 PM): dont worry
onlysortofawsome (8:16:32 PM): if you say so

He does know? He is just following everyone, like OH MAH GAWD! Then fucking Darrah, I told her we could do Russhole then whoever she wanted be cause don’t want him on jury and she says he won’t be, it’s too early, so I reminded him next round he would be 10th place which normally can become part of the jury, but you know why she says that he won’t make it? Because she hosts so she knows this type of thing, um excuse me?! I’m a host too and any good host knows playing around with the number of the jury is important so you can have either a Final 2 or a Final 3, if you start it at Final 10 then it’s a Final 3, at 9, Final 2. She is so fucking fake, she even said if I did what she wanted then we will go to the end, and then that she loved me. She loves me? We have talked maybe twice, like bitch please step off before I cut you. So, so fucking stupid. I’m not giving up on JT, if he leaves I am sure it’s so I don’t have enough numbers and then I’m gone. Erinn warned me, no way I will trust Darrah over Erinn who has been there for me a lot.

It’s like, Shawn doesn’t get it! Trusting Darrah is like making a deal with the devil, you are gonna be fucked, bitch has power, she has Alicia already, she knows how to play and be manipulative, clearly, but I can see right through her. And I refuse to fall on her cheap tricks. I will not give up, I’m campaigning against Russhole because it’s what’s best for me. Charlie needs to look out for Charlie and no one else. Get my head in the game, that’s all. I will not give up, not until I am voted out.

[Charlie Herschel]

Mar 29, 2011 21:54:40 GMT -5 Jenna Morasca said:

Not my Charlie!

<3 I will stay strong for you

[Jenna Morasca]

<3

[Charlie Herschel]

Episode IV
"I didn’t know anyone liked Russell in this game"

Events have changed drastically tonight, half an hour before the vote JT comes online and he spills the bean: Michelle warned him about the votes coming his way and then she went on and told him [Erinn did as well] that I’m the target, wait, what? So then I freak out and [now I’m thinking I got overly paranoid and might have fucked everything up] campaigned to save JT, hardcore, made Shawn, Darrah and Gabe all change votes to Russhole, then with me and JT’s there should be 5 votes to take out Russhole, then 5 for either me or JT and one might self-vote, I believe, or if Alicia voted JT and I’m the vote, it will be 5-5-1, there are so many different scenarios and the only good one is Russhole going.

I’m like freaking out dude, no lie, but hands are shaking, like so super hardcore. It could very easily be me and that scares the living crap out of me, I don’t want to go home, not this early, not like this. Fuck, I might have fucked everything up but think it’s amazing all this people came through for me when I turned out to be a possible target. And the same people I was trashing earlier, way to make me feel like an asshole. Thank you Shawn, Darrah, Gabe and JT, regardless the fact you changed your votes shall never be forgotten. Unless I go home, if I do then well it won’t matter, but yeah.

This round will be a clusterfuck, a lot of people will be left with a WTF face regardless. So… we shall see, the votes are about to be posted and I feel like puking all over. Oh Survivor Gods, please let Russhole go home, PLEASE!!!!!!